i am a being of pure celestial light.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
EDIT 04 March 2014
Hello! I’ve gotten an amazing response from my original call for participants in my thesis research (please read below). Thank you! As I am finishing up the data collection process, I am realizing that I am lacking respondents that possess certain…
PSA: liking stuff in your butt doesn’t make you gay and being gay doesn’t mean you like stuff in your butt
being genderless literally can be dated back to mesopotamia and there are still people who act like its an internet fad thats just incredible to me
Adventure Time Eye Candy Vol. 1
im not involved in this “fandom” business allm sayin is that tom hindlesons jaw looks like a very comfortable place to sit
A personal message from Liam Neeson to President Putin.
HIS FIRST REACTION IS HE’S WORRIED HIS SON WILL HAVE HIS DISABILITY
HE’S SO SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS MENTAL STATE THE WHOLE MOVIE
THE WHOLE MOVIE RIGHT UP TO THE END HE THINKS HE’S STUPID EVEN THOUGH HE’S SURPASSED SO MANY PEOPLE IN SO MANY WAYS, JUST BECAUSE HE BEHAVES DIFFERENTLY AND PEOPLE TELL HIM HE’S STUPID
AND HE’S SO RELIEVED THAT HIS SON IS “SMART” BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT HIM TO HAVE TO FACE THE KIND OF HARDSHIP AND BULLYING HE DID
[UGLY SOBBING CONTINUES]
Have you ever fantasized about having someone cover Wonderwall for you?
Now there’s a relieving end to your dreams. I have made an etsy store where all it takes is an electronic economic transaction to have your very own, exclusive custom private personalized video of a male singing Wonderwall to you. Choose from eight instruments! Every video will feature me saying your name somewhere in it because after all … you’re my wonderwall.
people trust me with their children
|Person:||How do lesbians have sex?|
|Me:||The question is how do they stop.|